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Male makeover fantasies We live in an appearanc…

Male makeover fantasies

We live in an appearance motivated society and I work in a zealous perception-oriented industry. Sometimes thoughts pop into my head, unwelcome, but reasonable and often warranted.

I just returned from a meeting…. a series of presentations really. And when the topic isn’t directly related to something I’m working on, my mind wanders. My thoughts moseyed over to the guy sitting across from me (hollow square set-up).

In a parallel universe, he was a hottie. But here, on earth, he had “project” written all over him.

If he was a confident man, he would command a room simply by stepping into it. He towered over everyone else there at 6’5 or 6’6 – but he slouched, like he wished to curl into himself. Then there is the thick, chestnut hair. If he cut it short, or layered the floppy mess, I’d be tempted to run my fingers through those rich locks. Instead it kept falling into his eyes. So occasionally, he’d wag his head like a dog to shake the hair off his face. His eyes are clear blue, rimmed with thick lashes. Not that I had the pleasure of peering into them. During his presentation, he looked up, he looked down, he did a little dance – shifting his weight from foot to foot, with his hands shoved deep into his pants pockets…. a new form of Irish step dancing. We’re not even going to touch the wardrobe.

A small dose of confidence would transform this guy into an attractive, dynamic individual. I could see it in my mind’s eye – the way he appeared before me, and the way he would be if the Fab Five got their hands on him. It was almost painful to just sit there and imagine the way his presentation could have went.

Do you know what I’m talking about it? If I was a tactless moron, I’d shake him and talk some sense into him….. massage his ego a little and plant a few seeds that might one day blossom into some semblance of self-assurance. I mean, what do you do with someone who might need a little nudge? How do you get them to feel better without making them feel worse?


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Too much time on my hands I just got off the ph…

Too much time on my hands

I just got off the phone with a really good reporter friend of mine. She is working on a story about international organizations and the breakout of disease, like the recent SARS episode.

Out of curiosity, she polled the people at her gym and at a Fresh Fields-type market, about 50 people total, asking if they knew who Kofi Annan is. Only five answered correctly. FIVE.

She lives right outside New York City, not in some isolated burrough in the US. She has no reason to exaggerate, and I don’t doubt her after my own recent encounter with the couple who thought Ted Kennedy was running for President… well, enough said.

Are people too busy to care? Do I have too much time on my hands?


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Addiction pain I never thought it would happen …

Addiction pain

I never thought it would happen to me. I watched other people complain of headaches and an inability to concentrate. Not me. I can quit anytime. I’m not addicted.

It appears I was the last to know. Everyone else saw I had a little problem – 2 cafe lattes in the morning, 3 cans of diet coke before the close of business, and then meeting friends out for espresso or other coffee delights.

I decided to quit cold turkey. No coffee… no tea… no chocolate…. and no diet coke. Just drink water. How hard can this be?

Oh. My. God. The throbbing in my head is unnatural. I rarely get headaches, and when I do, they ache – not POUND.

Are you addicted to caffeine?


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Same old song and dance John Ashcroft is in Bos…

Same old song and dance

John Ashcroft is in Boston this morning as part of his 18-city goodwill tour to protect his Patriot Act against mounting resistance from civil liberities groups.

Well, if his performances in Philly and Buffalo are any indication of what he’s prepared for Beantown, you’re better off logging onto the website and skipping the lecture.

As Donn Esmonde of the Buffalo News so eloquently put it:


“Dear John: My pen is not a weapon of mass destruction. My notebook is not a suicide bomb. My colleagues and I are We the People, the public’s eyes and ears, the carriers of the message.”

Why publicize a national tour and then refuse to speak with press?


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Leave well enough alone Hollywood is trying to …

Leave well enough alone

Hollywood is trying to resurrect Indiana Jones. The screenplay is finally being written after years of rumor and speculation. According to Ford, Stephen Spielberg has signed on to direct.

I’m a huge Indiana Jones fan and like the trilogy as is. Had the fourth installment been produced a few years ago (like five or six), I would have been jumping for joy.

Do we really need episode IV? Is Harrison Ford too old to pull off a sequal? Who has confidence that this flick will succeed at the box office?


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Talk about timing I have a lot of family in Can…

Talk about timing

I have a lot of family in Canada. Unfortunately, I haven’t seen any of them in 3 years.

Today I found out that two of my female cousins are expecting babies. They are sisters, born 12 months apart. One lives in Toronto, the other in Vancouver. They’re due dates are on the same day. Kind of freaky if you ask me.

Looks like I’ll have to plan a Canadian adventure next year to meet the latest additions to the family.

Do any of you have weird timing stories to tell?