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Police in northern England are scouring the 270-mile Pennine Way for a naked hiker.

Reuters reports:

“Imagine if your wife was stuck up on her own in the Dales, having her sandwiches and a bit of a nap when suddenly this man comes bumbling around the corner,” acting chief inspector Tadeusz Nowakowski, who is leading the hunt, said.

The mystery rambler could face charges of outraging public decency.