If you live on the second or third floor and call for the elevator, you’d better be:

1. pushing a stroller with a cranky baby

2. traveling with 6 suitcases

3. physically disabled

Because when you step on, in your 4-inch heels and Coach briefcase, we’re all going to stop and shoot you a very dirty look while praying that you have the worst day imaginable.

Take the stairs!