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Numbers

numbers

The Sunday morning tv wonk shows emphasized numbers. The number of soldiers who’ve died in Iraq. The proportion of people who will vote for Kerry. The share of voters who will vote for Bush. The percentage of Catholics who attend religious services at least once a week. The total of Catholics who only attend church on holidays.

I sat watching these pundits, thinking, “I am an individual, I am NOT just a number.”

And then I realized that they’re all right – as much as I’d like to argue against it.

I can’t get through a day without flashing one of my numbers:
– a social security number
– a credit card number
– a phone number
– an employee number
– a drivers license number
– a bank account number

And that’s just off the top of my head.

As for the pollsters, I’m counted in lots of percentages –
– the percentage of college-educated females who will vote for Kerry
– the percentage of single, white females who feel the President lied about weapons of mass destruction
– the percentage of Americans who have traveled abroad
– the percentage of Christian non-hispanics who are pro-choice
– the percentage of Americans with hi-speed internet at home
– the percentage of single females who bought a major appliance in the last six months

I feel my defenses go up each time I read or listen to the results of the latest polls…. “what do they know?” I think. I am not so easy to predict. I am an individual goddammit!

As much as I’d like to feel comforted by the idea that some of our leaders aren’t placing emphasis on poll results, I know it’s a lie. And pols have become masters at orchestrating public opinion – at influencing poll results.

Is it a bad thing that life can be summed up neatly by the results of a simple survey? For a short list of poll topics, go here.

Who’s got your number?


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Americans spend 90% of their lives indoors

I rode the metro home yesterday from a briefing on global climate change on Capitol Hill. The entire event was depressing.First off – it looks like a bomb went off on the Capitol grounds. I know they’re building tunnels and bunkers and reinforcing foundations, but it looks like hell. I thought the White House looked bad. Walk at your own risk if you’re by the Capitol building.

Then I sat through an hour-long briefing about climate change. Humans are stupid. People are greedy. And the scientists were making a lot of sense.

The images were ghastly – esp. side-by-side photos of Kilimanjaro taken in 1912 and in 2000. The contrast is staggering. By the year 2020, the ice cap will be gone.

Anyway – so I was already feeling a little grumpy, a little unsettled, when I looked up and read this advertisement for Wisk’s America Needs Dirt campaign.

“The average American spends over 20 hours a day in an enclosed structure.”

How depressing!

It’s no wonder no one pays attention to the environment – the quality of the air we breathe or the water we drink – or the climate. I mean – if everyone stays indoors, who cares if the sea level rises 20 centimeters or that the air quality index warns of unhealthy levels?

That also provides an answer to the American obesity problem. People are bigger because instead of gardening, they’re sitting on a couch watching television; instead of going for a walk, they’re crosslegged on the bed surfing the net; instead of playing outside with their kids, they’re trapped in cars stuck in traffic.

Doesn’t sound like much of an American dream to me.

Don’t get me wrong – I’m guilty of preferring the artificial cool of air conditioned rooms to the humid heat of outside. I sit indoors, drinking gallons of coffee at $4.95 a cup, surfing the net in coffeeshop bliss. I’m guilty of plopping on the couch to zone out for hour after hour of Netflix pleasure.

I don’t know if it was the shock of seeing the Capitol grounds torn up (because I never ever go down there and hadn’t seen any of the construction until yesterday), or the effect of the climatologists dire predictions, or my dismay to realize that I too am one of those Americans who spend 90% of their lives indoors…… I’m going to spend more time outside.


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Forget that African Safari

 cicada

Scientists have been buzzing about the cicadas for months. The red-eyed Brood X have been making headlines.

The press has done a good job of forewarning about the noise, the lifecycle, the poor eyesight, and get `em while they’re hot items.

I don’t care that they’re not particularly dangerous. I could care less that they don’t bite. They’re gross!

I’ve been blessed… haven’t seen any of those darstedly critters until this morning and all day today. Walking from the metro to my office building I noticed 6 squished cicadas on the sidewalk. By the time I grabbed lunch around 3:00, the pavement was littered with carcasses. (shudder)

I felt like Jack Nicholson in “As Good As It Gets” as I danced down the street, trying to avoid stepping on one of them and feeling icky – just thinking about them.

Well… they’re here, they’re in my way, and let me put if this way – they ain’t no ladybug. I say good riddance! I can’t believe I have to put up with them til July (shudders again).

And this coming from a girl who’s dream vacation is a monthlong African Safari. Yeah. Right. Who am I kidding?


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Food for Thought

Tribune

Because he says it so much better than I ever could… here is an editorial by Don Wycliff of the Chicago Tribune.

Bush reaping the benefits of journalistic professionalism
Covering an inarticulate president

Published April 29, 2004

Why is the press protecting George W. Bush?

You heard me right, Russ. And Larry. And Byron. And all the rest of you folks who pen those jeering notes to me every day about anti-Bush bias in the Tribune’s news reports.

Why is the Democrat-loving, Republican-hating, pond scum-swilling, lower-than-the-rug-on-the-floor, biased, liberal [curl upper lip when pronouncing] press protecting George W. Bush?

You don’t believe it’s happening? Well, then, tell me about the furor over W’s speech last week to a joint meeting in Washington of the American Society of Newspaper Editors and the Newspaper Association of America.

You didn’t hear about it?

That’s the proof.

If the press were not protecting Bush, you’d have read in your Chicago Tribune–or Washington Post or New York Times or Wall Street Journal or USA Today–that he delivered one of the most confusing, inarticulate public addresses since … well, some people would say since his press conference a week earlier.

As it was, those hopelessly biased reporters who cover Bush overlooked the mangled syntax, penetrated the rhetorical fog and extracted some usable lines from the dross and manufactured stories that had the president sounding, if not quite statesmanlike, then at least intelligible.

The New York Times’ Elisabeth Bumiller led with Bush’s response to a poll that showed the majority of Americans expect another terrorist attack in the U.S. before the November election. “Well, I understand why they think they’re going to get hit again,” Bush was quoted as saying. “This is a hard country to defend.”

The Washington Post focused on his remarks about Iran’s effort to acquire nukes. “The Iranians need to feel the pressure from the world that any nuclear weapons program will be uniformly condemned–it’s essential that they hear that message,” the president was quoted.

Neither The Wall Street Journal nor the Tribune carried a story about the speech per se, although the Tribune carried an Associated Press story that wove one quote from the speech into a story on the unexpectedly high costs of the Iraqi excursion. “The Iraqi people are looking at Americans and saying, `Are we going to cut and run again?'” the quote ran. “And we’re not going to cut and run if I’m in the Oval Office.”

I can’t prove it, but I would bet that most of the editors and publishers went away from the speech wondering why Bush, who long ago proved that he is no extemporaneous speaker, hadn’t ordered up an address for the occasion from his stable of White House speechwriters. I heard more than one of those in attendance say the same thing: “He wasted an opportunity.”

But you didn’t read about any of that, because the reporters, trained to seek meaning and the meaningful in any utterance by the president, focused on what could be understood.

Bush has benefited from this journalistic professionalism throughout his presidency. In a column almost two years ago, in July 2002, I quoted the complaint of a reader who claimed we had misquoted the president’s statement in a press conference denying any “`malfeasance’ in his business dealings prior to becoming president.”

“The word that he actually used … sounded to me something like `misfeance’–something which is not a word in any dictionary I’ve ever seen,” the reader, Sean Barnawell of Chicago, wrote. “I feel the Tribune should not be in the business of `cleansing’ what the president says in order to make him sound more articulate than he is.”

I replied thus: “Ideally, we would have a president so articulate that we would never be in doubt as to what he said. In reality, we have one who regularly mispronounces. … This confronts us with the question whether our purpose is to transmit to readers what the president means when he speaks out or to simply relate what he says. I have always felt that transmitting meaning is paramount. ..”

And so “nuculer” becomes “nuclear” in the newspaper. And “misfeance,” unknown to any dictionary, becomes “malfeasance,” because an experienced White House reporter has learned to translate Bushspeak.

Bush benefits from the reporters’ professionalism. And his cheering section jeers from the sidelines about journalistic “bias.”

The investigation continues

In response to queries from outside the Tribune and within, let me assure you that the review of Uli Schmetzer’s past work is going forward. My colleague Margaret Holt and I continue to read stories, marking those that seem to merit additional attention and turning them over to a researcher in the paper’s editorial library for deeper investigation. Those that merit even deeper attention after that will get it. But it would be imprudent of me at this stage to suggest when the investigation will be finished.

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Don Wycliff is the Tribune’s public editor. He listens to readers’ concerns and questions about the paper’s coverage and writes weekly about current issues in journalism. His e-mail address is dwycliff@tribune.com. The views expressed are his own.


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Spring Cleaning

 spring cleaning

It all began when I decided to make copies of the photos I took at Christmas. I looked near the photo albums…. behind the DVDs…. in the bookshelves….. nothing.

I live in a tiny apartment. TINY! But I’d gotten to that point where I couldn’t find anything. So I decided to clean.

Sounds simple enough. Clean out the apartment. Throw away the clutter. Donate. Recycle. Eliminate.

I ended up making more of a mess during the process. I hauled boxes out of my walk-in closet… boxes filled with mementos of past trips, old birthday and holiday cards, calendar fillers dating back to 1990.

That’s when I discovered I was missing 2002-2004. How exactly does a person lose two years of their life?

I’ll tell you how. You lose all calendar and journal entries made during 2002 and 2003. Without the written proof, it’s as if the time never passed. Dates get muddled. Did I go to Portugal in August 2002 or August 2003? Will my cousin Jason celebrate his 1st wedding anniversary in May or his 2nd?

Yes, I agree, it IS pathetic that I can’t remember anything without having it written down.

5 boxes and 24 enormous trash bags later – my home is spic `n span. And I’m telling people I’m two years younger than I really am. Because, hell – if you don’t remember, it’s like it never happened.